{"id":56,"date":"2017-08-17T23:49:35","date_gmt":"2017-08-17T23:49:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lube.bar\/?page_id=56"},"modified":"2017-11-01T10:51:30","modified_gmt":"2017-11-01T10:51:30","slug":"homepage-1-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/lube.bar\/","title":{"rendered":"Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Untitled Document<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lube.bar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/LubeChickFinal.png\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"font-size: 25px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; margin-bottom: 12px !important; margin-top: 30px !important;\">LIFE WORKS BETTER WITH LUBE<span><span style=\"font-size: 10px;\">TM<\/span><\/span><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"font-size: 25px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; margin-bottom: 12px !important; margin-top: 30px !important;\">LIFE WORKS BETTER WITH LUBE<span><span style=\"font-size: 17px;\">TM<\/span><\/span><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"color: rgb(21, 21, 21); font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; margin-bottom: 10px !important;\">Taking the mystery out of lubricity.<\/h1>\n<p data-unit=\"px\" data-web-font=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\" style=\"color: rgb(21, 21, 21); font-size: 20px; line-height: 25px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: 20px;\"><span><span>Lubricity\ufeff\ufeff (n.)<\/span><\/span> \ufeff\ufeff\ufeff[loo-bris-i-tee]. The measure of the reduction in friction and\/or wear by a lubricant.&nbsp; Oily smoothness, as of a surface; slipperiness; ability to lubricate, capacity for lubrication; state or condition of sexual arousal. &nbsp;Lubricity is an area of study by chemical engineers. &nbsp;It&#8217;s also a term&nbsp;used liberally in the works of the Marquis De Sade.<\/span><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"color: rgb(21, 21, 21); font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; margin-bottom: 10px !important;\"><span>Taking the mystery out of lubricity.<\/span><\/h1>\n<p data-unit=\"px\" data-web-font=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\" style=\"color: rgb(21, 21, 21); font-size: 20px; line-height: 25px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12px;\"><span><span>Lubricity\ufeff\ufeff (n.)<\/span><\/span> \ufeff\ufeff\ufeff[loo-bris-i-tee]. The measure of the reduction in friction and\/or wear by a lubricant. &nbsp;Oily smoothness, as of a surface; slipperiness; ability to lubricate, capacity for lubrication; state or condition of sexual arousal. &nbsp;Lubricity is an area of study by chemical engineers. &nbsp;It&#8217;s also a term used liberally in the works of the Marquis De Sade.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\"><span><span><\/span><\/span><span>Lube-Up Survey<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"color: rgb(21, 21, 21); font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 33px; margin-bottom: 10px !important;\"><span style=\"font-size: 33px;\">Less Friction Is Good.<\/span><\/h1>\n<p data-unit=\"px\" data-web-font=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\" style=\"color: rgb(21, 21, 21); font-size: 20px; line-height: 25px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; margin-top: 5px !important;\">Sure, &nbsp;we&#8217;re all over better sex. &nbsp;Who isn&#8217;t? &nbsp;But at Lube.Bar, we believe in a better life in general. &nbsp;And less friction in daily life goes a long way to happiness. &nbsp;Less friction in communication, friendships, relationships, at work, within the family or budding romance. &nbsp;To that end, our experienced and talented staff serve up effective and valuable life hacks that will make you a healthier, happier individual\u2014physically, mentally, and emotionally.<\/p>\n<h1 style=\"color: rgb(21, 21, 21); font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 33px; margin-bottom: 10px !important;\"><span>Less Friction Is Good.<\/span><\/h1>\n<p data-unit=\"px\" data-web-font=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\" style=\"color: rgb(21, 21, 21); font-size: 20px; line-height: 25px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; margin-top: 5px !important;\"><span style=\"\">Sure, &nbsp;we&#8217;re all over better sex. &nbsp;Who isn&#8217;t? &nbsp;But at Lube.Bar, we believe in a better life in general. &nbsp;And less friction in daily life goes a long way to happiness. &nbsp;Less friction in communication, friendships, relationships, at work, within the family or budding romance. &nbsp;To that end, our experienced and talented staff serve up effective and valuable life hacks that will make you a healthier, happier individual\u2014physically, mentally, and emotionally.<\/span><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"color: rgb(21, 21, 21); margin-bottom: 10px !important; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 33px;\"><\/h1>\n<p><span style=\"color: rgb(21, 21, 21); margin-bottom: 10px !important; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 33px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 30px;\"><\/span><\/span><span id=\"selectionBoundary_Sat Aug 19 2017 09:28:22 GMT-0600 (MDT)_563640322766594\" style=\"color: rgb(21, 21, 21); margin-bottom: 10px !important; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 33px;\">\ufeff<\/span>Untitled Document[tcb-script src=&#8221;https:\/\/use.typekit.net\/rml7mlc.js&#8221;][\/tcb-script][tcb-script]try{Typekit.load({ async: true });}catch(e){}[\/tcb-script][tcb-script]function changeQuote() {document.getElementById(&#8220;quoteText&#8221;).innerHTML = quotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * 20)];document.getElementById(&#8216;quoteText&#8217;).classList.add(&#8216;fadeIn&#8217;);document.getElementById(&#8216;backgroundQuotesLeft&#8217;).classList.add(&#8216;fadeIn&#8217;);};var quotes = [&#8220;Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.&#8221;,&#8221;You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.&#8221;,&#8221;Save a boyfriend for a rainy day &#8211; and another, in case it doesn&#8217;t rain.&#8221;,&#8221;When I&#8217;m good, I&#8217;m very good. But when I&#8217;m bad I&#8217;m better.&#8221;,&#8221;Sex is emotion in motion.&#8221;,&#8221;A man\u2019s kiss is his signature.&#8221;,&#8221;An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.&#8221;,&#8221;I used to be snow white but I drifted.&#8221;,&#8221;All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.&#8221;,&#8221;Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.&#8221;,&#8221;I generally avoid temptation unless I can&#8217;t resist it.&#8221;,&#8221;I&#8217;ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.&#8221;,&#8221;It&#8217;s not the men in my life that count, it&#8217;s the life in my men.&#8221;,&#8221;I speak two languages, Body and English.&#8221;,&#8221;The score never interested me, only the game.&#8221;,&#8221;Any time you got nothing to do &#8211; and lots of time to do it &#8211; come on up.&#8221;,&#8221;I never loved another person the way I loved myself.&#8221;,&#8221;To err is human, but it feels divine.&#8221;,&#8221;I&#8217;m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.&#8221;,&#8221;Personally, I like two types of men &#8211; domestic and foreign.&#8221;,];[\/tcb-script]\n<h3>What would Mae say?<\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lube.bar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/maeCrop.png\" width=\"400\" alt=\"placeholder\"><\/p>\n<h2 onclick=\"changeQuote()\">Push Me<\/h2>\n<p id=\"quoteText\">\n<p id=\"backgroundQuotesLeft\">&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Untitled DocumentUntitled Document[tcb-script src=&#8221;https:\/\/use.typekit.net\/rml7mlc.js&#8221;][\/tcb-script][tcb-script]try{Typekit.load({ async: true });}catch(e){}[\/tcb-script][tcb-script]function GreasechangeQuote() {document.getElementById(&#8220;GreasequoteText&#8221;).innerHTML = Greasequotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * 14)];document.getElementById(&#8216;GreasequoteText&#8217;).classList.add(&#8216;fadeIn&#8217;);document.getElementById(&#8216;GreasebackgroundQuotesLeft&#8217;).classList.add(&#8216;fadeIn&#8217;);};var Greasequotes = [&#8220;There are three main types of lube: water-based, silicon-based, and oil-based.&#8221;,&#8221;Water-based lubes are the most common type of lube.  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